Do not pass go!
Do not collect 200 anything!
Are you SURE you've understood what you're about to do? Are you? Really, really?
By proceeding, you are consenting to the following:
You understand that we will obtain the hostname and IP address of your computer, and pass that information back to our server. What we do with it from then on is entirely up to us! If we choose to sell it to white slave traders, Columbian drug dealers or mafia hit-men, you've only got yourself to blame!
You understand that at the very least, we will place a URL on a publicly accessible server to enable you to verify that we've captured your information correctly, and that we may even arrange to show this data to your mother, bank manager, milkman, dog walker or that guy you keep bumping into at the bottom of the street... (not necessarily in that order).
You understand, warrant, agree and endorse that resistance is futile, and you will be assimilated.
Proceed! Life's cheap! What do I care?
No! Don't do it! I misunderstood!!! There was a flood, an earthquake, an act of God!!! It wasn't my fault!!! Just get me out of here...
Don't say we didn't warn you...
BobbyRite (b) 1997, Major Malfunction & Ben Laurie, All Rites reserved, all Wrongs revenged.