Hold it RIGHT THERE!
Nobody move!!!
Have you completely lost your senses? Are you REALLY inviting us to scan your PC for SECURITY HOLES, and, having done so, report back to our secret underground lair???
Well, you know what you're doing, I guess...
Namely, you realise that we're going to attach ourselves to the most intimate parts of your computer, probe all it's inner, outer, greater and nether regions, collate all the information we can find into the most devastatingly lethal cocktail of incriminating, damaging and downright degrading material and post it back to the dank underworld that we call home, where hordes of morally challenged, light deprived, t.v.-game-psychosis-induced adrenalin data junkies will rip it apart looking for ways into your private, personal and financial life.
You understand that we will take great pleasure in publishing this data, publicly, loud, proud and in a quite disgusting shade of green.
You are aware, and AGREE that there is no sanity clause, and that Bob isn't coming back???
You don't scare me... I know you're really good kids underneath it all... Go ahead and have my data, with my blessing.
Never!!! You won't take my details alive!!! Get me away from this place before I call the AUTHORITIES!
Hey, it's been nice knowing you...
BobbyRite (b) 1997, Major Malfunction & Ben Laurie, All Rites reserved, all Wrongs revenged.